About the Museum

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The Zymoglyphic Museum's primary mission is the preservation of the unique natural and cultural heritage of the Zymoglyphic region. In addition, the museum hosts a variety of special collections and online exhibits related to zymoglyphic themes of natural art, celebration of decay, and museums as curiosity cabinets.

Visiting the Museum

The museum is temporarily CLOSED for vacation.

Contact the museum curator at zymoglyphic@gmail.com to be put on the mailing list for any updates.

What is it? A self-museum, a cabinet of curiosities, no, make that fishtanks of curiosities, with lots of little eyes secretly staring at you, and organic matter arranged into beings with souls.

Laura Mappin

The world's finest collection of artistic detritus

Today I discovered I'm a zymoglyphile...I'm chuffed pink to have found the proper name for my condition

Views of the Museum
Frequently asked questions
"What does 'zymoglyphic' mean?" and other mysteries explained
Press, Reviews, & Interviews
Reactions to the museum from visitors both physical and virtual
Museum as muse
Creative projects by others, inspired by the museum and its collections
Photographs by Museum Visitors
A curated gallery of exhibit photographs taken by visitors to the museum
Events
Events at the museum and on the road
Curator's corner
"How the museum came to be" and some semblance of an artist's statement and a resume

Disclaimers and legal amusements

  • This site and all photographs copyright 2000-2020 by Jim Stewart, except as otherwise credited
  • Some portions may or may not be works of fiction and should not be used for factual reference without independent research
  • Any exposure or depiction of human genitalia, pudenda, or secondary sexual characteristics is for educational, artistic, or entertainment purposes only, with no prurient intent, expressed or implied. While such depictions do exist on this web site, viewers are further cautioned that they are rare and may be difficult to find.
  • No animals were harmed or killed in the making of the exhibits except for some ants and some pesky little beetles that were caught trying to dismantle portions of the exhibits they deemed edible.
  • The term "Zymoglyphic" is a trademark of The Zymoglyphic Museum, its subsidiaries, heirs, and assigns, and may only be used when referring to the Museum or to the Region it claims to represent. "zymoglyphic" (all lower case) may be used as an adjective to describe any person, place, thing, or idea related to the themes of the Museum, although Museum management claims final moral if not legal authority to determine what is and is not truly "zymoglyphic."
  • This Web site does not use "cookies" or contain any tracking code